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Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of ‘07 Pugs
By cuzzy | June 4, 2007
Citing centuries of quality- control issues that have resulted in chronic unreliability, cascading system failures, and even total unit shutdown, the American Pug Breeders Association announced a recall Monday of all pugs produced between February 2006 and the present day.
“We apologize wholeheartedly to any and all owners of the 2007 pug,” APBA director Betty McAndrews said at a press conference, standing before a table where 10 defective pugs were displayed. “While pug owners are accustomed to dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more problems than just the usual joint failures, overheating, seizures, chronic respiratory defects, and inability to breed without assistance. The latest model pug is simply not in any way a viable dog.”
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Topics: dog news, facts, fun, humour |
June 6th, 2007 at 4:26 am
This made some very good points about dog breeding and some terrible things that have been done to dogs. Pugs are so cute, but I hope all would be buyers research carefully what they are getting into.
June 6th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I hope you got the joke, the onion is a website that is totally fake.
June 9th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
My pug also is defective . Was there an exchange going on ?
January 18th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
i love pugs so if you make fun of them u suck!!!!
January 21st, 2008 at 4:34 am
Hey!!!!!My pugs would be hurt about that comment!!! Pugs are some of the most loyal, nice, caring,sweet, and fun dogs that you could own(well, technically, they own you). You need to reseach your facts a little better next time you make up a story about my favorite dog.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
It is from the onion.
January 24th, 2008 at 4:10 am
This is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh, I’ll tune in for more!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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May 19th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Pugs are the best dog and pet ever that god made!!! =D Hall Yeah!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:55 am
well, thank god that i have the 2006 model. not sure if there is any changes, but i can never stop loving her.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
how dare u u bastards!!!!!!!!